A man, Man, stands alone on a street corner. Another man, let's call him Man B, approaches.
Man: Hey, man.
Man B: Hey. Let's just walk down to the bridge.
They walk.
Man B: So I was using a fake name, but I can give you my real name and my primary e-mail address for further trades.
Man: Cool.
Man B gives Man an empty cigarette pack.
Man: Uh, what's this?
Man B: It's your stuff, neatly packaged in some tinfoil.
Man: Wait, I thought I was selling you stuff.
Man B: No, I thought I was selling you stuff.
Man: Oh. Well, um...
Man gives back the cigarette pack. Both men stare at each other awkwardly.
Man B: Do you still, uh, want it?
Man: No. Do you want my stuff?
Man B: No.
They continue to look at each other awkwardly. Minutes pass.
Man: Are you sure?
Man B: Yup.
More awkward staring. More minutes pass. With out saying another word, they head in opposite directions.
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