I'm not really sure why I was chosen; my communication skills are, well--uh, they are lacking. I also have a tendency to use the wrong word or use words incorrectly. It probably comes from my desire to want to sound more intellectual-er than I actually am.
That's another reason, actually! I'm not the brightest bulb in the tool shed. I also mix metaphors up quite a bit, like a blender to food. Yeah, see, I thought that was a metaphor, not a simile. But I guess that's the way the cookie is eaten. By hungry people. On a blisteringly hot day. When they are starving. And have no food. Except for that cookie, that has yet to be eaten. By that hungry person. On that really hot day.
I also can't describe things good. Er, well. Sorry. Yeah, can I go now?
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