I was told recently that my phone did not exist when trying to register it online. BUT IT DOES EXIST! It is IN MY HAND. At least, that's what I think of when I am considering whether something exists: IS IT IN MY HAND?
If yes, then it does exist. If no, then it does not exist. It's an easy flowchart to follow. I made a big poster of the flowchart for easy reference. Whether I'm holding something or not, I can quickly glance at the poster and quickly answer whether it exists or not.
Actually, maybe this is why my partner left me. He did not exist when I was not holding him, which made for some awkward sexual experiences whenever we briefly lost contact when switching positions. Therefore, I should not switch positions when engaged in sexual activity.
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